I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other

Now You Know Those Trick Candles That You Blow Out And A Couple Of Seconds Later They Come Alight Again, Well The Other Day There Was A Fire At The Factory That Makes Them.

A Man Walks Into Doctor's Office. "what Seems To Be The Problem?" Asks The Doc. "it's ... Um ... Well ... I Have Five Penises." Replies The Man. "blimey!" Says The Doctor, "how Do Your Trousers Fit?" "like A Glove."

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.