Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.