Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.