My Father Used To Call Me The

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!