Fang Can't Stand To See Trash &

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.