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I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.
-Phyllis Diller
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I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because
Phyllis Diller
I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.
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