I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.