Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

It's True Fang And I Fight, But We've Never Gone To Bed Mad. Of Course, One Year We Were Up For Three Months.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.