Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice,

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.

I Would Like To Throw An Egg Into An Electric Fan.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.