Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice,

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, But It Gains A Certain Polish.

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.

Diplomacy: Lying In State.