One Morning I Shot An Elephant In

He Thinks I Look Alike!

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book. . . . I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.