One Morning I Shot An Elephant In

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.