I Hope They Bury Me Near A

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

Time Wounds All Heels.