Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine.

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

I Got A Job At An Amusement Park. I Like To Make The Rides More Terrifying By Throwing A Couple Of Screws Onto The Seats.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

I Love England. In Fact, They're Getting To Know Me So Well At Heathrow Immigration That This Time I Was Able To Completely Bypass The Six Months Rabies Quarantine.