Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine.

There's A Joke In Everything, The Trick Is Finding It. The Best Compliment A Joke Can Get Is What Huxley Said About Darwin's Theory Of Evolution - 'why Didn't I Think Of That?'

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.