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George Gobel Quotes

George Gobel Quotes: A Curated Collection of the Best Inspirational, Motivational, and Thought-Provoking Sayings Written by George Gobel

George Gobel
Total Quotes 9
Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.
Golf
Play
Bars
College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.
Inspirational
Teenager
School
When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.
Goodbye
Party
Saying Goodbye
Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.
Today
Tomorrow
Enough
If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.
Animal
Invention
Inventor
My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.
Uncles
Work
Drinking
I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.
Drinking
Beer
Drunk
Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?
Shoes
Feelings
Tuxedos
If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One
Funny
Dog
Money

About George Gobel

  • Born: May 20, 1919
  • Died: February 24, 1991
  • Occupation: Comedian