I Caught My Wife In Bed With

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I'm Very Religious, You Know. Now, Ok, If By 'religious', You Mean That I Go To Church Every Sunday, Read The Bible Faithfully, And I Listen To Debbie Boone, Umm, I'm Not Religious In That Sense... But If By 'religious' You Mean That I Love Others And Try To Help Them Whenever Possible... Again, No. But If By 'religious' You Mean That I Like To Eat Coleslaw... Yeah, Ok, Ok!

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.