If You Can Make Just One Person

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

Everyone, Everywhere, And All The Time, Used To Laugh At Me When I Was Growing Up. So, When I Was Around 18, I Thought, 'i'll Become A Comedian, And Then If Everyone Laughs At Me, I'll Be Famous.' So I Went On Stage One Night And, For The First Time In My Life, Everyone Stopped Laughing At Me.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.