If You Can Make Just One Person

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle. Then I Realised That The Lord Doesn't Work That Way So I Stole One And Asked Him To Forgive Me.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

When I Wake Up In The Morning, I Just Can't Get Started Until I've Had That First, Piping Hot Pot Of Coffee. Oh, I've Tried Other Enemas.