I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.