We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.