In Conclusion, You Can See That There

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.