Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.