Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.