No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government

In Conclusion, You Can See That There Is A Place For Censors And We Only Wish That We Could Tell You Where It Is.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.