No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government

So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not Realizing That There Was A Heck Of A Lot More To It Than Meets The Eye.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

Only 10 Percent Of The People In The U.s. Like Dry Wines. You Shouldn't Get Down On People Just Because They Like A Little Sugar.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.