Old Age Is When The Liver Spots

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.