I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.