I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.