I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.