I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.