I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.