My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.