My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.