My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?