I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.