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I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?