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God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.