I Came From A Big Family. As

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.