Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.