God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.