Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'