Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.