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The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.