The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams