The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Definition Of Statistics: The Science Of Producing Unreliable Facts From Reliable Figures.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.