The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.