The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.