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President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.