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The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.