If We Are What We Eat, Why

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?