If We Are What We Eat, Why

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.