It's Not The Hours You Put In

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.