The Sight Of Home Looks Best After

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.