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Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.