The Sight Of Home Looks Best After

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.