None But The Brave Can Live With

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.