Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An

The Hardest Thing Is Writing A Recommendation For Someone We Know.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.