A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.