A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

The Hardest Thing Is Writing A Recommendation For Someone We Know.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.