Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

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Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.