Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.