Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.