Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.