Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.