Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.