I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.