I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.