I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.