If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.