If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?