Two Things Help To Keep One's Job.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.