Two Things Help To Keep One's Job.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.