Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Fashion: A Barricade Behind Which Men Hide Their Nothingness.