Of All The Home Remedies, A Good

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations