There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

All The World Loves A Good Loser.