About The Only Thing We Have Left

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.