The Rich Man And His Daughter Are

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

The Election Is Not Very Far Off When A Candidate Can Recognize You Across The Street.

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.