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Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.