No, I Had Not Read Any Other

What We Used To Settle With Common Sense Or A Fist, We Settle With Hand Sanitizer And Lawyers.

There Are Certain Things Women Are Better At Than Men.

I Don't Like Those Men Who Claim That Their Wife Is Their Best Friend. . . . I Think Spouses Should Tolerate Each Other And Occasionally Have Sex.

People Who Fail, Excel At Avoiding Opportunity.

I'm Not Comically Oriented. I Get Angry And I Start Complaining And Then People Start Laughing. I Don't Even Want Them To Laugh Half The Time.