List of Alan Jay Lerner Quotes

England Still Will Be Here Without You.

A Schedule So Tight That It Would Only Work If I Didn't Sleep On Monday Nights.

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man?

Thank Heaven For Little Girls! For Little Girls Get Bigger Every Day.

Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

There Even Are Places Where English Completely Disappears. In America, They Haven't Used It For Years! Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

All To Often, However, What She [the Woman] Does Want Is The Man She Hopes She Will Make Out Of The Man She Already Has.

An Englishmans Way Of Speaking Absolutely Classifies Him.

We Used To Say That Inside Cecil Beaton There Was Another Cecil Beaton Sending Out Lots Of Little Cecils Into The World. One Did The Sets, Another Did The Costumes. A Third Took The Photographs. Another Put The Sketches In An Exhibition, Then Into Magazines, Then In A Book.

For A Painter, The Mecca Of The World For Study, For Inspiration, And For Living Is Here On This Star Called Paris. Just Look At It. No Wonder So Many Artists Have Come Here And Called It Home. Brother, If You Can't Paint In Paris, You'd Better Give Up And Marry The Boss's Daughter.

I Could Have Danced All Night!

The Winter Is Forbidden Till December, And Exits March The Second On The Dot. By Order Summer Lingers Through September In Camelot.