He Doesn't Sound Like A Guy Who's

My Mom Was On Welfare And The Occasional Food Stamp, But I Have Never Participated In Any Of Those Governmental Programs, Even The Ones That Kind Of Work Like Education, Scholarships And Whatever, And I Managed To Do Just Fine.

I Used To Be A Democrat, Now I'm Basically A Republican.

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!