I Want To Work For Myself, And

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

Everyone Keeps Saying, "oh My God, Oh My God, How Intimidating." It's Like Saying, "how Could You Date Jennifer Aniston After She's Been With Brad Pitt?" I Don't Care.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

If Joy Behar Or Sherri Shepherd Was A Dude, They'd Be Off Tv. They're Not Funny Enough For Dudes. What If Roseanne Barr Was A Dude? Think We'd Know Who She Was?