I Want To Work For Myself, And

I Know Everything Because I Know Nothing.

People Have To Be Realistic, Or The Dream Just Drags On.

Welfare Is Monetary Methadone.

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.